if i ever forget to reply to you
- im so sorry
- oh shit am i sorry
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests